Quick pitch for the adventures of Aerin and Gregg. Aerin is a young otter looking for adventure and maybe going out to rescue her sempai. Who knows and she’s staying pretty vague about it. For whatever reason, she’s enlisted the help of Gregg, a former naval coelacanth discharged on account of being way to grumpy and cynical. The two venture forth, with Aering providing the mobility with the running and the jumping and the hipping and the hopping and the swimming and junk, with Gregg acting as her weapon of choice. He’s a blunt trauma generator, a high powered water gun (there’d be a little meter showing how much water the dude is retaining at any given time) and even a conducting rod under the right conditions. Yes I should be making the video games you play. Of course you can give me all your money.

Quick pitch for the adventures of Aerin and Gregg. Aerin is a young otter looking for adventure and maybe going out to rescue her sempai. Who knows and she’s staying pretty vague about it. For whatever reason, she’s enlisted the help of Gregg, a former naval coelacanth discharged on account of being way to grumpy and cynical. The two venture forth, with Aering providing the mobility with the running and the jumping and the hipping and the hopping and the swimming and junk, with Gregg acting as her weapon of choice. He’s a blunt trauma generator, a high powered water gun (there’d be a little meter showing how much water the dude is retaining at any given time) and even a conducting rod under the right conditions. Yes I should be making the video games you play. Of course you can give me all your money.